Stand Up

I’ve been doing stand up in Chicago for 4 years and I have made millions of dollars performing in the back rooms of bars and apartments. Here’s a clip of me performing at Madison Square Garden!

Social POsts

I write fake headlines and post them on my Instagram. Sometimes they make people laugh and sometimes they make my family members ask if I’m doing ok.

Published Writing

5 Players Who Should Be Pitching Tonight Instead Of My Stepson Damien
An Open Letter To My Parents Who Are Forcing Me To Be An Amateur Stand Up Comedian When I Just Want To Work In Human Resources
How I Landed Job Offers From Google, Amazon and Twitter With A Fourth Grade Reading Level
I’m Trying To Get My Barbecue Business Off The Ground, But Being The CEO Of Facebook Is Getting In The Way
Wrestling With Jiu Jitsu

Video Content

I made a sitcom for chicken nuggets called The Dunksters. Here’s Episode 1.