PUBLISHED WRITING

MCSWEENEYS INTERNET TENDENCY

1.) SUBLEASE AGREEMENT FOR STANLEY QUENCHER H2.0 FLOWSTATE TUMBLER

HARD TIMES NEWS

1.) BE HONEST, ARE YOU ONLY WITH ME FOR MY DREADS?

2.) IS OUTLAW COUNTRY BACK? I’M PERMANENTLY BANNED FROM THIS TEXAS ROADHOUSE

3.) HOW I FORGAVE MYSELF FOR HITTING THAT GUY WITH MY CAR AND FOUND THE STRENGTH TO KEEP DRIVING

4.)MANAGING THIS GUITAR CENTER IS NOT THE ROCK STAR LIFE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE

5.) THE 5 BEST MEAT BASED IMPOSSIBLE BURGER ALTERNATIVES

6.) OASIS REUNION IN THE WORKS AFTER NOEL GALLAGHER FINALLY VENMOES LIAM GALLAGHER THE $8 HE OWED HIM

7.) SCIENTITS HAVE RECREATED THE REAL FACE OF JESUS IF HE WAS INTO THE INSANE CLOWN POSSEE

8.) MASSIVE COCONUT OIL SPILL IN THE GULF OF MEXICO IMPROVES HAIR QUALITY OF 300+ SPECIES

9.) 5 LIES I TOLD MYSELF ABOUT MY CHICKEN PARM ADDICTION